昆吾劍的手淫亡陽毀滅論！

I hereby sincerely announce to my dearest friends online: I don’t have any medical licenses at all, and I am practicing as a charlatan to cure anyone. The advices and methods provided by this blog are purely my own viewpoints. Please don’t believe it absolutely; or ask genuine exports before you follow them. If there’s any delay treatments or legal problems due to your following the instructions here, you should take the responsibility by yourself! Do keep in mind! Please be informed and careful!

The obvious marks of teeth shape on the edges of your tongue are caused by the masturbation!” No one dares to make such brave claim before me. I posted several photos of such “tongue conditions” as well so you could have an idea what it looks like. If you are interested, you could google online by copying and pasting the Chinese “舌象” or “舌診” to find more such pictures. However, none of those websites dares to claim that such tongue conditions are caused by masturbation.

The linkages below also show the tongue conditions due to the masturbation. It didn’t look like this before you did masturbation long time ago. Though you’ll never have a chance to look at your healthy tongue condition long long ago (maybe you happen to have some pictures? Find them!), you could still look at the tongues of those kids or youngsters without doing masturbation at all. (In Laotsu, the ancient Chinese book, Laotsu said that the babies’ “chi” of kidney is so strong that their penises erect frequently without any stimulations.) Their tongues are no way such terrible and yours cannot be restored by any means! (By any means I mean by Western Medicine, or by Chinese Medicine, by acupuncture, by meditation, or by Kongfu, etc.!) This implies: the harm of the masturbation is FOREVER

(1) Tongues due to deficiency of vital energy. http://www.wenxian.sdutcm.edu.cn/wx/monthsperiod/san/1/1.8.htm

(2) Tongues with teeth marks. http://www.tsjiankang.com/she/shewen/20060426199.html

(3) http://pigazine.mysinablog.com/index.php?op=Default&Date=200704

(4) Tongues due to much water and little “chi”. http://mejiroacu.blog79.fc2.com/blog-entry-126.html

(5) Tongues with teeth marks. http://www.100md.com/html/DirDu/2005/08/19/70/96/91.htm

(6) Tongues with teeth marks. http://www.39kf.com/cooperate/book/05/63/2006-01-16-167109.shtml

(7) Tongues with light color. http://www.kitazono.jp/benkyo/tongue.htm

(8) Tongues due to deficiency of vital energy. http://www.iwata-tenjindou.co.jp/sita.htm

(9) Tongues with teeth marks. http://www.med66.com/html/2006/2/wa77851265802260028022.html

(10) Tongues due to overwork. http://koni02.tuzikaze.com/ton1.html

The prescriptions listed on the linked websites are NOT instructed and recommended by me. Please don’t be confused. I just want you to look at those pictures!

Your tongue must be one of these if you are hurt by the masturbation. Your quack doctors or charlatans might tell you that it is because you are lack of “kidney water” or “kidney essence” or got hurt in kidney, (note: in Chinese Medicine system, doctors believe that “Kidney Meridian” has a lot to do with the urogenital system) or you got neurasthenia.  Based on the comments on the websites above, it is obvious that they’ve made serious mistakes in diagnosing your situations and might hurt severely your health! You could even collect or keep all those relevant documents and data as the evidence of inappropriate treatments to sue those medical personnel or institutes for huge indemnification and your invaluable dignity! What government or public institutes should be responsible to the investigation of medical errors?

http://www2.edah.org.tw/edh/download/%7BF536F38A-7A30-4706-8214-01CDB9144A9D%7D_%E9%86%AB%E7%99%82%E7%88%AD%E8%AD%B0%E5%8F%83%E8%80%83%E6%89%8B%E5%86%8A.pdf

 When those famous doctors and even great masters claim in their books and publications that the masturbation is harmless, how could you expect that they would cure you using the correct prescriptions? Never mention those quack doctors! If they are really capable to cure the sequel (the problems and symptoms caused by the masturbation) of masturbation, doctors must have known how harmful masturbation is to human beings’ health and developed sound theories and practices to deal with it. Given their morality as being doctors, they are supposed to tell the entire world the harm of the masturbation. But why isn’t there a specific doctor appealing that the masturbation is horrible and will destroy your whole life? Is that the case that they keep silence on purpose so that the masturbation could be widely spread and they could earn more money taking advantage of this kind of situation? No wonder some friends here sighed, “the number of visits of this blog would be zero if seeing doctors helps!”

The masturbation has changed your tongue condition forever. Those western and Chinese doctors, exports, and scholars who claim “the masturbation is harmless” have also misled the public seriously so that the health of many people is badly harmed and never recoverable. How should they be punished? If now you still just want to ask, “how to quit the masturbation?” without making your determination to quit it immediately, your tongue will look extremely terrible and scary like one in those photos SOON! Because of your weary and withered body, pretty girls on the rapid transit train would rather stand and keep away from you even though the seat next to you is empty!

“Lamb” in Chinese sounds the same as “the sun,” which implies masculine or positive. Ancient Chinese were really geniuses! People with the property of cold, feminine, and negative could eat lamb without any concerns. People who often do the masturbation usually have this kind of body of cold property. Since the masculine “positive chi” (inner-vigor) is worn by the masturbation, the feminine “negative chi” dominates the whole body and makes your hands and feet cold. Lamb can exactly eliminate the coldness in your body and enhance the “positive chi”! The “positive chi”, which is also called “the kidney chi” in Chinese medicine, is the source of the power of the body immunity! Your cold penis and cold uterus need this “positive chi” urgently to warm themselves! Eating lamb is way better than taking wrong medicine! Remember, you should pure eat lamb without adding any Chinese herbs! You could also find the detailed description and explanations of the effects of lamb in the famous book “Compendium of Materia Medica” (Ben-Tsao-Gang-Mu in Chinese) written by Li Shih-Jen (李時珍; 1518-1593A.D.). However, the prescription of “lamb soup with the roots of Chinese angelica” is a wrong combination, since the roots would reduce the effects of lamb to enhance your “positive chi.” The roots are added to prevent the body from being too hot (namely too much “positive chi”), but how a body which is hart by the masturbation and afraid of coldness could be “too hot”? So just enjoy your lamb meal!

The effects of lamb are much more superior to those of prescriptions given by quack doctors. A dish of delicious BBQ lamb or sautéed lamb slice with green onion is also more effective in warming and improving your body condition than those expensive Chinese medicine prescriptions which contain precious and scarce Chinese herbs. My statements here have infuriated those quack doctors and charlatans because with my arguments, they can barely survive! Therefore they cooperate to attack my blog and brazenly respond to questions raised by people online about eating the lamb. The debate of whether the lamb can improve temporarily the weak body condition hurt by the masturbation or not can be easily tested and solved by simply doing the experiment of eating it! My arguments about eating the lamb is based on the pure theory and methodology of Chinese Medicine and the ultimate prescription to heal the problems due to the masturbation I plan to announce in the near future is also using a hundred percent Chinese herbs, which you could “not” easily purchase other than in “ordinary” Chinese herb shops. The way to heal the hurt of the masturbation cannot be found in the literature of Chinese Medicine after the master Chang Jing-Yue (張景岳; 1563-1640A.D.). I used to say “Chinese Medicine is dead!” It simply means that nowadays without those Chinese Medicine quack doctors, the numbers of victims of the masturbation would not be so numerous! It is really sad that these fake Chinese Medicine doctors attack my “lamb theory” and the “theory of Yin-Yang (Negative-Positive)” in the traditional Chinese Medicine!


Eating lamb beyond the limit would cause diarrhea. (Note: The effects of eating too much lamb will reach it’s highest peak in one or two hours. If you feel very thirsty and cannot stand it, don’t drink a lot of cold water immediately lest you should get diarrhea. You should instead drink very slowly and stop once you feel not thirsty.) Don’t be panic! It is excreting those cold and dirty stuff (those you are not supposed to eat which make your body cold and your remaining inner-vigor cannot survive with) out of your body that makes you feel vigorous again! After the excretion, you should be vigorous instead of weak! The effects of lamb will definitely beyond your imagination! Though lamb is suitable for both men and women, it should be noted that the pregnant should either not to eat it or eat just a little; otherwise it might cause diarrhea and even miscarriage! Please be very careful about this! If you are scared or do not believe me at all, please close this window now and leave my message alone

Your guess is right! Eating lamb often is not an ultimate way to solve the problems of masturbation! But please be patient, I will definitely play my trump card eventually! And beyond that, don’t think that I just have such a few lame cards like quitting masturbation, eating lamb, exercise of lifting the anus, keeping a distance from depression! Except that I could not let your lost hair reborn, let your worsen tongue and pulse conditions restored, and so on and so forth (this implies that you should take medicine for your whole life), otherwise I will make you forget forever the terrifying terms like “impotence,,” “prospermia,” “spermatorrhea,” etc. Even though you thought that your situation is the worst in the world, I bet you could stand still and be proud of yourself! Please don’t be disappointed and live with dignity! The methods I’ve shown here so far will find you a brand new way for your life and help you rebuild your future. However, before the day of my announcement of the ultimate prescription, please, please, I do urge you help me promote to destroy the theory of “masturbation is harmless” via the powerful internet so that more people could stop making mistakes! More coming generations wouldn’t make mistakes; more of our children will never walk on the wrong way we’ve used to walk on. For this way, once you walk on it, you’ll regret for sure forever but there’s no way back! THIS IS EXACTLY MY YRUE PURPOSE! And this is the reason why we met here in the internet! Please , my dear capable friends, please post my messages everywhere, make linkages to my blog as many as you can! (Indicate the source and author please.)

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少吃生冷寒涼或蔬果! 蔬果也不行?

聽了你的忠告, 多吃羊肉, 手腳不再冰冷, 甚至早上有勃起,面色乜好了

為何羊肉如此神奇????? 真的多謝你的建議

這是2008/01/26的網友回應！提出來讓大家參考參考！

雖然我不太懂中醫的一些來龍去脈
但版主說提到的多吃不添加中藥的羊肉
讓我有一些小靈感的說
讓我回想到記得在高中的時候常DIY時
有一種很奇怪的回憶
那就是我那時好像蠻愛吃羊肉的
而且吃的數量也很驚人
那時體力精神好像確實不錯
好像也蠻常拉肚子的
那時以為吃太多東西拉一拉就算了沒特別去注意
但後來大學之後沒再吃什麼羊肉還是繼續D
但有明顯感覺的到身體越來越不好
那時也有吃過大補藥好幾萬的但確實還是一樣
我本人親身體驗過確實有像版主所說的感覺一樣
雖然感覺這一切很玄
但我很支持版主
我戒除掉DIY4個多月了
雖然體力有勉強稍微回覆些
但還是覺得小累
我願意去嘗試吃羊肉再戒除當中時會有什麼改變
我想很多事實會證明一切的

又是一則2008/01/26網友的熱心回應與留言！提出來讓大家參考參考！筆者註：不摻雜中藥的羊肉，效果更佳！你可反覆對照印證！吃羊肉若出現排便困難，可吃吃水果或其他蔬菜加以緩和，吃香喝辣的，再享用水果何其快哉！放心享用您的羊肉大餐吧！

昆吾劍你好, 很高興能見到你這個部落格. 我十四歲要升國二的那個暑假, 因為和鄰居借了一本連載漫畫, 雖然內容以暴力為主, 但是它的女角色再某一篇章畫的相當養眼, 我當時手去搓揉了陰莖幾下(那是很自然地, 很下意識地去碰, 從來沒有人教過我如何自慰), 後來就噴了一大堆液體在褲子裡, 當時雖然覺得莫名其妙卻也帶有一陣很特別的前所未有的快感. 從那時起我就持續手淫無法自拔. 一直到前兩個禮拜六, 也就是一月十三日才有幸見到這.

後來我從一月十四日開始停止自慰, 並且照你所說的多吃羊肉和多做提肛運動來試試看. 因為我大學的時候就有你所講的心悸恐慌, 畏寒怕冷, 少氣懶言, 手腳冰冷(這一項讓我感到最嚴重), 記憶力減退, 腰痠腿軟. 雖然我大學時有在踢七人制足球, 可是我有時候身體有時會感到一種"虛"的感覺. 但也有可能因為我有在做足球這種激烈運動所以讓我的脫髮情形很不嚴重, 而且我的頭髮很黑.

我在停止自慰並吃羊肉和作提肛運動後之後, 在溫度適應上我感到非常奇妙. 我最近才剛下部隊, 所在的單位是在高山上, 又濕又冷風又透, 如果是我大學時候的身體, 會一直覺得很冷, 而且那種冷是全身性的, 連內臟(尤其腎臟)都會感覺到. 從一月十五日我就察覺到, 雖然氣溫很低, 可是我會感到冷的地方只有皮膚表面, 在室外一陣子以後, 我發現我的皮膚是燙的! 冷風吹來我卻沒有太多畏寒的感覺, 那讓我想起小學的時候和弟弟在冬天在屋外跑來跑去玩耍, 只要衣服穿夠, 就一點都不怕冷的情景. 難怪台灣人講:"囝仔人屁股三把火." (筆者註：『囝仔人屁股三把火』正足以說明先人的生活體會與智慧，『囝仔人』的真陽是旺盛的！沒有手淫之前你我的真陽正應該是如此『屁股三把火』！這現象，這事實何需科學證據？)

不過現在我後悔也沒用了. 亡羊補牢, 為時不晚. 我現在要用積極的心去面對未來, 除了把身體調養好, 還要把這裡的訊息和知識帶給其他人. 感謝昆吾劍版主.

本草綱目    http://www.duosuccess.com/BZGM/001a04080101.htm

這個網頁特別有寫到: "現代中醫院中藥房一般只有草、木、蟲、金石部而已，同樣位列這本中醫藥典之上的食物並未被使用和繼承，盡管這些食物都是上品的中藥、無毒無害、珍貴無比！" (第二段第二行)

羊    http://www.duosuccess.com/BZGM/y047.htm

以下這篇是2008/01/26網友的建議留言

小弟對一些視覺印象有研究
好的言論還是 需要透過一些包裝
尤其女性對此特別敏感
建議版大可以將自介圖片換掉  換成其他較有現代冷靜理智感的圖片背景
一些小建議 
或者會讓更多人不會一開始(尤其女性)看到會只覺得狂熱偏直而卻步吧`
因而更能靜心消化大大的言論